Yichun

WOW!

i am finally blogging in my personal blog after blogging in my class blog for a while! (:

hope people still reads this (:

anyway i am gonna blog about some people that i met on the way to school and back home from school on the bus.

#1 man who removed his dentures like he was visiting the dentist

today on my way home on bus 67, i was sitting beside this decent looking old man. DECENT, until he put his hands in his mouth and TOOK OUT HIS DENTURES. how disgusting that was!

i witnessed his saliva sticking on to the dentures like UHU GLUE. by the way, i have a love-hate relationship with UHU GLUE now. i mean UHU glue is FUN to play with, and plus the fact that it can be used as a prank item by tricking people that it is pisai when it dries and rolls into a ball (it SERIOUSLY looks like one).

BUT it reminds me of my LABOURIOUS physics project where we had to protect an egg with toothpicks whil it commits suicide from the third floor of the school.

rather stupid i would say, though lots of physics principles involved. ALL eggs except CHICKEN EGG cannot be used, my tutor stressed over and over again.

mingming suddenly came over and asked "can we use ENG AIK (EGG) ?"

engaik is my classmate from brunei (: then i suddenly imagine a HUMAN BEING being wrapped around with toothpicks and jumping form the third floor to see if he sustain any injuries.

okie rather sick and a large digression there.

anyway, his saliva looks like UHU glue and i was on the verge of puking but i don't know why my butt sticks on like UHU GLUE to the seat.

he observed his dentures as though it was some toy before putting it back.

that's it. anyway if you are REALLY poor, try selling PIRATED UHU GLUE.

WOO! spit a whole bottle of saliva and capping it and selling it as "UHU GLUE" how cool!

UHU GLUE HOW COOL!

see it rhymes, must be the slogan for the "NEW" product (:

#2 woman who uses a portable radio like a mp3 player

last week i met this woman on the bus who carried a portable radio and putting it beside her shoulder near her ear so that she could listen to it.

REALLY WEIRD. i was laughing like crazy inside me but i had to vibrate my body like i was on a shocker chair to suppress my laughter because she was just sitting opposite me!

i spent the whole journey vibrating and i could almost feel my bones collapsing.

i mean is she really THAT desperate to listen to the radio?

she was listening to dong fang billy. the guy all aunties fantasize.

speaking about dong fang bi li, i think that guy is pretty great, i mean if he isn't, he won't have attracted so many aunties, so much so that they formed a fan club.

but i do realise that every time i listen to him on the radio (though VERY seldom) i ALWAYS heard him talking about LEMONS. no exception that time.

LEMON MAKES ME FEELS LIKE A DEMON!

seriously i tried sucking them once and my taste buds got numbed !

wow. okay i promise to blog more from now on yea? :P